Deposits
Deposits by Caribbean DCUO March 12, 2021
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Kitty Deposits
1. The substance comprised of lotion, spit, and semen which can be found near a computer keyboard as a result of rapid masturbation. After being left for an extended period of time, they become kitty deposits as whoever left them there blame animals as the cause of the mess.
2. Basement lurker masturbation
2. Basement lurker masturbation
Matthew neglected to clean up after he masturbated, leaving the lotion and semen all over the keyboard. His excuse was "the kitties must have left that there, those are kitty deposits."
Goddamit, have a little shame!
Goddamit, have a little shame!
Kitty Deposits by whatlifesmadeof December 5, 2009
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shoe box deposits by ICECAPTEN August 4, 2017
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putting a deposit down on some fine china
Nobody could find Steve, it turns out he was in the bathroom putting a deposit down on some fine china
putting a deposit down on some fine china by Libraryguy March 23, 2011
depositing cum
The act of depositing semen into a bank pneumatic tube such as one would with money. Frowned upon by most states but may illegal some states in the United States of America.
News Report: Local pervert caught and arrested Tuesday morning for depositing cum in a local Arlington Bank of America.
depositing cum by PhillipD33zNutZ August 28, 2018
the poop deposit
Excuse me fine gentlemen, I have to go and deliver the poop deposit.
My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.
My chap, I'm sorry to leave you but I must go and make the poop deposit.
the poop deposit by poobicus August 21, 2010
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