1 definition by Anon112620574

Deployed

It's like when you move past someone on the bus and there's not enough room so your crotch rubs against their behind and you're too lazy to twist yourself so that they won't feel the protrusion but at the same time you're not actually intending to molest them so you just let it happen and hope they'll ignore it.

"God, it's so crowded, I hope this girl understands if I stand here deployed."

Girl: "Did his dick just graze the back of my leg!?" *vomits*

by Anon112620574 February 15, 2017