Deploded

Typo for "deplored", more commonly used as defeating/stopping an explosion before it happens

Bob was furious at Jake for watching pron at work. Instead of yelling at him, he just deploded, went in his office, and did the same.

by Red Ant2 November 16, 2010

Cardiac Sensor Deployed

When Pulse deploys his cardiac Sensor

Look He Deployed his Cardiac Sensor !
Cardiac Sensor Deployed

by Vamorim May 26, 2023

deployed the chute

The act of losing it after you you've been treated with disrespect for the last time.

Take this job and shove it! The airline attendant deployed the chute as he announced to the passengers he has had enough and was quitting his job.

by Gogogirl56 August 10, 2010

deplode

to deplode: The reverse action of explode (not the same as implode). A deplotion is a reverse explosion that allows for reconstructing an object that had been damaged or destroyed by an explosion, assuming all pieces are where they were after the explosion. Though not physically possible (according to modern science) the deplotion simply "retraces" the explosion and undoes whatever it did. A deplosion will not have an effect on things unaffected by an explosion.

The men deploded the allied ship that was blown apart by a bomb.

by Anders F. Hansen January 21, 2004

Deployed

It's like when you move past someone on the bus and there's not enough room so your crotch rubs against their behind and you're too lazy to twist yourself so that they won't feel the protrusion but at the same time you're not actually intending to molest them so you just let it happen and hope they'll ignore it.

"God, it's so crowded, I hope this girl understands if I stand here deployed."

Girl: "Did his dick just graze the back of my leg!?" *vomits*

by Anon112620574 February 14, 2017

deplode

the complete reversal of an explosion

bro, did you just see that melon deplode
he totally just deploded inside me
his deplosion was massive

by stinkypink923 September 30, 2020

deployed

To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.

Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.

Sounds like somebody deployed him.

Yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.

Hope he could remember his credit card number.

by nick June 16, 2005