deplayed
The act of deploying something (usually code or a product update) way later than planned. A tragic fusion of deployed and delayed, often caused by last-minute bugs, approval bottlenecks, or someone forgetting to click “Go.”
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Tired, Through and Delayed
A phrase made by rapper Khia. Directed at the way someone looks or made to look. Otherwise meaning someone is old news or irrelevant.
Tired, Through and Delayed by mrmrss November 5, 2011
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Delayed Off
Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.
Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."
Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."
Delayed Off by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014
delayed gratification
withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
delayed gratification by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
delayed hangover
Unlike the typical hangover where you wake up sick and feeling like shit, the delayed hangover is a tricky little bitch.
This is the phenomenon that occurs when you have spent the evening drinking to excess. You go to bed drunk. You wake up feeling fine! You go about your normal routine- eating, drinking coffee and such. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the hangover that you smugly thought you had escaped materializes. This is HOURS after you woke up. What. The. Hell.
Synonymn: Creeper Hangover.
This is the phenomenon that occurs when you have spent the evening drinking to excess. You go to bed drunk. You wake up feeling fine! You go about your normal routine- eating, drinking coffee and such. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the hangover that you smugly thought you had escaped materializes. This is HOURS after you woke up. What. The. Hell.
Synonymn: Creeper Hangover.
Last night I got so drunk! I woke up feeling awesome so I decided to go see my parents, only to be ambushed with the dreaded delayed hangover. I spent alot of time in the bathroom and trying not to pass out. I played it off to my parents that I ate something bad.
delayed hangover by All4Us December 29, 2008
Delayed Space-U-Later
Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
Delayed Space-U-Later by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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