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deopening 

Deopening is the process by which stupid government leaders think that COVID-19 can be beat with a positive attitude and pretending it's not there, opening their jurisdictions far before scientists would suggest it, and getting so hammered with COVID-19 cases as a result that that they must now re-close down their economies such that methodical controlled opening would have likely prevented.
Political leaders who think the stress of COVID-19 is best dealt with by their constituents all "lightening up" and going to prematurely re-opened bars to have a drink will find themselves in need of closing such establishments again (deopening them,) as COVID rages, and not being able to open them again for a period that's quite longer than where controlled scientific re-opening was practiced.
deopening by ribick July 10, 2020
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the silence is deafening 

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!
I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!

Paula Deening 

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.
Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now
Paula Deening by Droladnap April 23, 2019

DopeKing 

One of Maplestory's most famous hackers. Dopeking has hacked over 300 accounts and has gotten a little over 2billion in mesos. His name was originally suppose to stand for DupeKing.

I personally don't like him and neither do others.
Newb:Hey DopeKing tell me how to pin hack

Dopeking: Nah man you a twat.
DopeKing by Anthony1313 November 27, 2006

Grand Dopening 

The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.
We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.
Grand Dopening by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019
The taking in if two penis's from two guys at one time. The verb of double penetration.
"Abbhi and Steve were deepeeing Vicky and the dog tried to join in. I have it all on video!"
deepeeing by smokepipe30 February 26, 2010

Deafening Silence 

When you say something stupid and it is responded with silence, leaving you to ponder every decision in your life up to that point that made you proceed to speak what your brain deemed appropriate.
You: I know we have only gone on one date but what do you think we should name our firstborn?
Becky: ..........................

Friend: So how did she respond?
You: With Deafening silence.
Deafening Silence by Dating Guru February 19, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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