deopening

Deopening is the process by which stupid government leaders think that COVID-19 can be beat with a positive attitude and pretending it's not there, opening their jurisdictions far before scientists would suggest it, and getting so hammered with COVID-19 cases as a result that that they must now re-close down their economies such that methodical controlled opening would have likely prevented.

Political leaders who think the stress of COVID-19 is best dealt with by their constituents all "lightening up" and going to prematurely re-opened bars to have a drink will find themselves in need of closing such establishments again (deopening them,) as COVID rages, and not being able to open them again for a period that's quite longer than where controlled scientific re-opening was practiced.

by ribick July 10, 2020

the silence is deafening

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!

I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!

by Starchylde May 24, 2016

Paula Deening

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.

Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now

by Droladnap April 23, 2019

DopeKing

One of Maplestory's most famous hackers. Dopeking has hacked over 300 accounts and has gotten a little over 2billion in mesos. His name was originally suppose to stand for DupeKing.

I personally don't like him and neither do others.

Newb:Hey DopeKing tell me how to pin hack

Dopeking: Nah man you a twat.

by Anthony1313 November 27, 2006

Grand Dopening

The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.

We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.

by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019

deepeeing

The taking in if two penis's from two guys at one time. The verb of double penetration.

"Abbhi and Steve were deepeeing Vicky and the dog tried to join in. I have it all on video!"

by smokepipe30 February 26, 2010

Deafening Silence

When you say something stupid and it is responded with silence, leaving you to ponder every decision in your life up to that point that made you proceed to speak what your brain deemed appropriate.

You: I know we have only gone on one date but what do you think we should name our firstborn?
Becky: ..........................

Friend: So how did she respond?
You: With Deafening silence.

by Dating Guru February 19, 2014