demonwood

The hardest of morning wood, painful and unending. Clearly possessed.

I just woke up with some wicked demonwood!

demonwood by FruitSlice January 24, 2014

Stanley Donwood 

The pseudonym of English writer and artist Dan Rickwood, known best for painting in dank, rat-infested sheds while Radiohead procrastinates in the adjacent haunted mansion.

Stanley Donwood is hammering and making greetings cards which may or may not be for christmas.

Stanley Donwood by soundship April 29, 2007

Demondoom 

When a POWERHUNGRY HIGH PEAKING AUSTISM LEVELED person steals your lifes work discord server

I totally got demondoomed last night, they actually pulled a coup on me and feed the server lies

Demondoom by DemonDoomStoleMyServer May 18, 2020

demonoid 

Once was the greatest torrent site ever. Had almost every torrent you could want without any leechers and a forum where request were really easy. Got shut down by the CRIA (Canadian equivalent of RIAA) because demonoid's hosting company was being a pussy, even though demonoid didn't actually host anything illegal or do anything wrong(see torrent).

Dude A: Hey im downloading a new version of linux from demonoid!
Dude B: Wrong! Demonoid doesn't actually host any files besides .torrent. They basically give your computer directions where to get it.
Dude A: So they don't have any files, and therefore, haven't done anything illegal?
Dude B: Yep.

demonoid by Flemmyd January 3, 2008

Demonoid 

A torrent site. The best one ever and kicks The Pirate Bay's ass! Invites and random open registrations. If you don't belong to Demonoid, you should be jealous that you aren't

I wish I was a member of Demonoid because everyone on there is so cool, and they have the best torrents ever.

Demonoid by Snipazer July 19, 2007

Demonigod 

Ancient and powerful beings who are part demon and part god, spawns of Demonowrath, they deal with dark magic and souls. (Demonigod Mythology). Most of them are good, others would KILL to get their hands on a human soul. All are immortal and wicked awesome. These include:
- The Necromancer (Demonigod)
- The Infearnomancer (Demonigod)
- Grand Master Darcnuss (Demonigod)
- The Pyromancer (Demonigod)
- The Hydromancer (Demonigod)
- The Technomancer (Demonigod)
- The Digimancer (Demonigod)
- Angelo (Demonigod)
- The Cryomancer (Demonigod)
- The Fallen One (Demonigod)
- Demonowrath, Cosmowrath, Chaotowrath
- The Electromancer (Demonigod)
- The Terramancer (Demonigod)
- The Aeromancer (Demonigod)

Humanity declared war on them, the humans were victorious. They sent each and every Demonigod into hiding.

Demonigod by TheNecromancer981 June 25, 2018

DemonHood

A stage in a persons (usually a criminals) life when they cant become any more evil or becomes such a bad person you cant call them human any more

Symptoms:
-Sexual Sick Mindedness
-Frequent displays of Blood Lust
-Argumentativeness
-A desire to write on walls
-No care/understanding of others emotions

(NOTE: this is not a real mental condition, its offensive term)

Mental institute worker: I think with some counseling he'll be fine

Person with basic logic: not a chance in hell, hes reached DemonHood, just like Jack the Ripper

DemonHood by OLZ. V. July 6, 2009