Definitions by FruitSlice

demonwood

The hardest of morning wood, painful and unending. Clearly possessed.

I just woke up with some wicked demonwood!

demonwood by FruitSlice January 24, 2014

pornercism

The act of looking up the nastiest porn you can find in an emergency, usually to take care of demonwood.

I need a pornercism, stat!

pornercism by FruitSlice January 24, 2014