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Medical Delivery System
Health Care System hate being a nursedoctors for moneymedical assistants there for benefitsrude pharmacistrude pharmacy staff
In the USA we now have a harsh medical delivery system and people go into the field to make money, not for a true calling to help other humans. The used to be heath and care involved not too long ago.
Medical Delivery System by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 16, 2020
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Chinese Delivery
The act of paying for over priced American food of which an American chain restaurant claims to contain "meat" and no MSG. It is also certain that it will be hard to understand the Asian over the phone, taking at least an hour to get to you, when you discover the delivery driver wrecked the delivery vehicle, appearing to your door on foot. Also, these Asians always expect a large tip.
Chinese Delivery by AbeFroman4 December 23, 2014
Delivery Dance
A god awful ad made by GrubHub that shows poorly modeled "humans" dancing and eating food at the same time. Spawned funny edits that are better than the actual advertisement.
GrubHub: Lets show boneless humans that are animated by illuminations dance in the worst way possible and call it delivery dance
Delivery Dance by DatAmazingGamer January 12, 2021
Cannabis Club Delivery
The legal delivery of Medical Marijuana and other Marijuana products. Legal in California. The only legal way to have your medical marijuana delivered discretely, legaly and quickly to your home or office.
Hey Mary, Help! My mom is sick and needs her medical marijuana, but with all the dispenseries closed, where am i to look?
Jane, you need to call Cannabis Club Delivery. Google it.
Jane, you need to call Cannabis Club Delivery. Google it.
Cannabis Club Delivery by Compassionate Care July 13, 2010
delivery fries
when your friend asks you to pick up food for him, you can get yourself some fries and he has to pay for it. its like payment for delivering him his food
chip: sarina, thanks for picking up these hot wings. they're amazing
sarina: no chip. thank your for these delivery fries
sarina: no chip. thank your for these delivery fries
delivery fries by jay the matador October 14, 2009
cockroach delivery
A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.
cockroach delivery by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
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Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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