Delapidated 

When Rory Delap, the Stoke football player, launches a throw into the opponents penalty area.

"Arsenal were delapidated before they conceded."

Delapidated by JT123 October 24, 2012

dilapidated hypomnesia 

A state of memory somewhere between absolutely nothing and very very little something. Not the best place to be. You rather be at absolutely nothing were one has many more options instead of suffering from dilapidated hypomnesia in which you are in an almost limbo moronic state that allows you to be functional but to the very minimum of once capabilities...this is not an illness. this is an unfortunate gradual choice.

As he pressed the buttons of his (all purpose) remote for the 1,000,000 time while sitting on his 20 year old sofa and watch the same re-rans again and again with no care or purpose other than to kill the same time he has been killing for the last millennium, it was evident to all of us this was another tragic case of dilapidated hypomnesia.

dilapidated hypomnesia by babyz7z7 October 11, 2011

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

Decapitated Turtle by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

Decapitated 

An awesome death metal band from Poland.

Decapitated are better than you.

Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005

Deflapidated 

An anaemic toastie. Where the bread isn't given enough time to properly toast and seal together. Resulting in a limp toasted sandwich.

I was so hungry, I couldn't wait to eat. So I took my toastie out early and now it's all deflapidated!

Deflapidated by Sinead O'Conker November 11, 2014

Decapitated 

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

dilapidated 

Fallen into disrepair or partial ruin,usually through neglect.
Deteriorated, run-down,decaying,

The engineers are trying to determine how to remove the dilapidated apartment complex.

dilapidated by Anonymous October 30, 2003