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dehydrotoxicationated 

1. the state of which your body is in after way to much alcohol consumption,
2. the point of the night you begin to realise you may have too much blood in your alcohol system.
3.the feeling of being completely full to your eye balls with liquid but desperately need to guzzle down a pint of water to "maintain a level-head", and leaves you for days having to servive on liquid lunch"!
the morning after when your tongue feels like you've been eating sand and tastes like you may have fallen asleep with ur head in the only bog that wouldnt flush (after blowing chunks).
E.G. "DUDE I DRANK SO MUCH LAST NIGHT I THINK IM LIKE DEHYDROTOXICATIONATED!!!!
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dehydration

1) The loss of too much body fluid through frequent urinating, sweating, diarrhea or vomiting.
2) A state that occurs when not enough fluid is present to fulfill the body's fluid needs.
3) A condition in which the body loses more water than it takes in.
Excessive workout without water intake might lead to dehydration! So make sure u keep the fluid intake good.
dehydration by Aashish Dhand January 4, 2009

Dehydrated Dog 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.
Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.
Dehydrated Dog by ddog6969 August 30, 2009

dehydrated 

EXTRA DESPERATE, wanting some attention from someone who doesn't want you
(Girl) *calling ex boyfriend*: Hey are you busy?
(Man): Um, yeah out kickin it with my girl.
(Girl) : Oh really, well I want you to know I still want you and when you get through playing with her, you know where home is

(Man): Look I'll have to talk to you later
(Girl): That's fine, I still love you
(Man) *hangs up*
(Girl): He know he wasup
(Man): I wish this girl would stop calling me, I told her it was over

*Man's new girlfriend* :She not thirsty that bitch dehydrated, and she need a tall glass of move tha eff on!
dehydrated by Chyna Starr December 7, 2011

Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water
Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die
Dehydration by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

dehydrated water 

Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”

dehydrated meat curtains 

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.