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degreasy 

Idk what it means I just say it to fuck with my friends
That dog is hella degreasy
degreasy by Hi Luis May 20, 2023
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degreasing the unicycle 

the act of masturbating furiously
Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand

Vag Degreaser 

First you take boiling water and pour it on her meat curtains to tenderize. Then you fist fuck her to loosen her up. You then hook jumper cables to her cunt and pull it wide. Spread your Asshole and drop a huge diarrhea shit into her snatch. Shove a sewer rat into her cunt, and then cut off her pussy lips with a rusty axe. Make her lick the blood off the axe. While the blood is flowing hook up the attached jumper cables to a battery and cauterize her bloody cunt closed. Take the axe and begin to slice open her brown eye. Take a power nap. Use a drill and bore a hole through her ass to her snatch. Rip open her cunt. Pour margarita mix into her ass and let it drain through the whole till it drips out her pussy. Drink up. Take the shit covered drip and rip a hole through her cheeks. By now you have the biggest, stiffest, moist chode. Pork the cheek hole till you nut through the other cheek hole. Take another power nap. You then fill her vagina with motor oil, lighting it on fire and searing her snatch. (Beware; the motor oil will be dripping out of the butthole due to the drill hole. so watch your feet) Then you dip your meat stick in butter, roll it in frosted flakes. You then force your tube steak into the flaming gold mine, deep frying your one eyed trouser snake. then thrust it deep in her throat, causing her to barf on your crispy deep fried chode meat. Stuff the remaining puke chunks in her fur burger, thus sealing the hole connecting the glory cave and the poop chute.
"What did you and John do for yalls anniversary?" " He took me to a candle lit dinner on the shore. He suprised me with the Vag Degreaser. It was so romantic."
I am going to need some degreaser to wash down those chips.
degreaser by Adman June 27, 2004

cheek degreaser 

a dispelling of gas that loosens the carbon buildcrap,poop,poo,shit in the exit area of the buttox resulting in a trip to the restroom and back to the house to get a shower and a clean change of undies and the envitable embarrasment of hygene issues and there for it is the cheek degreaser
cheek degreaser by ace bogart September 28, 2008
1. A cleaning chemical used in restaurants to get rid of grease
2. the bane of Italians
this stove needs degreaser to get clean
degreaser by Aaron Miles May 29, 2008

degrease 

Using paper-towels to take off the grease of your food. Most notably used on the top of cheese pizza.

Not to be confused with dabbing... someone degreasing will press down hard enough on the top of a pizza slice with a paper towel to make the sauce and ingredients spill out the side, where dabbers will just gently dab off the grease sitting on the very top of the cheese.
Guy1: Dude, how did you down an entire box of KFC potato wedges?

Guy2: I meticulously degreased every wedge. I used up half a roll of paper towels. Without that extra pound of grease, I could down two boxes in one sitting.

Guy1: Whatever, bitch.
degrease by uprightnetizen October 7, 2009
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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