defragasm

The tingling, intense sensation of pleasure one gets from defragging their computer.

The Neon Nerd: i finally cleaned out my computer.
Ssseraphim7: did you defrag?
The Neon Nerd: no.
The Neon Nerd: no defragasms for Hazel.

by Hazel April 16, 2005

Deergasm

When you pretend to be a deer and start getting a legit orgasm

“Yeah I checked on this stream and the degenerate had a deergasm”

by Reddit moment May 20, 2020

Deergasm

When you get scritches and you can't help but cum

When she got scritches behind her ear she had a deergasm.

by Graciousbacon October 23, 2022

Deergasm

A weird version of an orgasm that is just... weird. Made up by (former? current? I dunno) Twitch staff member FerociouslySteph, who apparently thinks she's a deer.

"How's it going, little bubby?"
"OMG this deergasm is so good!!1!1" *cums*
"...It's hunting season."

by The Cyan Gentleman July 18, 2021

Derpgasm

The intense feeling of regret one experiences after derping out

Bob: WTF DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, you just derped!

Bob: Oh crap dude, sorry. Total Derpgasm

by Kokujin Sama February 20, 2011

Daragasm

a sexual phrase which the person saying it did not realize it was sexual

That girl said the funniest daragasm earlier. She said there was an earthquake under her desk.

by dton2 September 25, 2010

Deergasm

When somebody uses the term "deer" or any other redneck term, any redneck hearing has 5 (or more) orgasms at once. This produces a sound much like a muscle spasm and may produce saliva of the mouth. Sometimes the redneck will get mad, and kidney punch you, in which case respond with a kidney block.

Person A: "I just shot a ten point deer last wednesday."
Person B: "DEER!!" (has deergasm)

by Deergasm September 23, 2010