defobat

Shorthand for Deaf Old Bat

Get out the way you defobat.

by Pizak March 11, 2008

defrobation

to fornicate with yourself whilst taking a major shit on the toilet

Holy shit i bought this nice playboy i am so going to go defrobate right now!! DEFROBATION!!!

by lotsoshitface October 24, 2010

defobitize

To make something less FOB-by.
To make a lame person cool.
To improve someone or something.

Pey Ong Mei changed his name to Peter, wore gangster clothing, and learned some slang in efforts to defobitize himself.

by AWhiteBalverine January 8, 2010

Defebating

The act of masturbating while defecating. A classier way to say poosturbating.

There's nothing more sad than a man crying while defebating.

by Defebator December 29, 2008

defocate

1) to release your bowels in a violent manner, usually in a toilet.

"dude did you just defocate on my chair!?"

by Devo Shenaynay June 21, 2007

defonate

Definite and Detonate, enthusiastic confirmation.

Yeah boi, defonate be there!

by roryginger December 21, 2010

Defibation

The act of rubbing one's penis vigorously in a masturbatory motion while simultaneously deficating. Could also be used as a sexual act or ploy.

Muslims practice the act of defibation with two hands.

by Zbradley June 26, 2017