defcat 

a position of sexual intercourse in which the male balances on his hands and the female holds on to something that is bolted into the roof above you. you then interlock legs and your sexual body parts.

yeah me and my girlfriend did defcat last night
dude i think defcat is a very difficult way to have intercourse

defcat by stiffmista June 25, 2010

deflate me daddy 

A phrase often used to sound like you are asking someone to do something kinky to you.More common than not,it is said to celebrities.Althought it sounds like a want to fufil a strange sexual urge it is not.If you wish to creep some out this the sentence to use.

@crankthatfrank deflate me daddy.

deflate me daddy by Letmeexplaintoyouathing October 17, 2015

DEFACTOID 

DEFACTOID:- A person, animal or device which is mainly used to commit activities to reduce or demolish the activities of the opposition.

Don't waste your time planning to finish him off, get DEFACTOID on it - defact him fast!

DEFACTOID by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by Gamer487 December 3, 2019

anti-defecation league 

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

anti-defecation league by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017