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Deez Nuts 2016 

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot
The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.
Deez Nuts 2016 by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015
If they say deez change the topic QUICK or else
Friend: you know about deez
You: you wanna get fries
Friend: um sure I guess
Deez by Diamond Carson October 6, 2021
Never reply to this word with what
Kid: Hi Im Deez
Kid 2: Deez What?
Kid: Deez NUTZ
Deez by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021

like deez 

Popularized by the Youtuber SOLLUMINATI, the phrase is used when defining something that occured or what you wouldblike to do to somebody
I was clapping her cheeks like deez

"I wanna pick you up like deez"

"Did this nigga leg just fly in the air like deez?"
like deez by XxRondo2rawxX November 13, 2017

Dragon deez nuts across your face 

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.
P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

Who's deez? 

I'm sorry little one...

NEVER, EVER, ask this! The other person will reply with "deez nuts!" and will end your life then and there.
Person 1: dude have you heard about deez? He's been so annoying lately.
Person 2: who's deez?
Person 1: 😈
Person 2: wh-why are you making that face? Bro?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS!
Person 2: *explodes*