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That De-Escalated Quickly 

When something shocking happens and someone reaction escalates quickly, but then they dial it back almost immediately.
Me: I have more followers than you now, lol.
Brandy: WHAT THE FUCK
Brandy: At least I have more than Joseph lol.
Me: That de-escalated quickly.

North Korea: We gonna bomb Guam!
U.S : YOU WILL BE MET WITH FIRE AND FURY!!!
Both Countries: *sit around doing nothing, with the occasional empty threat*
Me: That de-escalalated quickly.

descalator

Preppy White Boy: "Hey, let's go pop our collars in Abercrombie and Fitch, get on the descending escalator."
Eavsdropping Black Person: "UMMM BOY YOU MEAN THAT DESCALATOR!?"
descalator by Maggie Camaro September 23, 2005

descalator

A staircase that seems to slow down everything around you
The pictures on the walls seemed to elongate and contourt as Hallex rode the descalator, though she knew from past experience that it was simply the fact that they were moving far faster than her.
descalator by Quallic July 7, 2016