deermolished
verb/adjective: when intentional plants are consumed by roaming ungulates. less-used definition (credit to Craig Logue): "could also apply to the front end of a vehicle at anything above 25 mph"
(v.) "Last night a herd of does deermolished my raspberries and strawberries" (adj.) "I awoke to a deermolished garden after the local does had a buffet"
deermolished by blissdish June 3, 2026
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