decruft 

Action of removing cruft. An improvement that, while making things less sucky, doesn't necessarily make them not suck completely.

This place is utter chaos! Let's decruft this situation by pushing the trash against the walls at least.

decruft by guiiie April 21, 2009

decruit

The opposite of recruit - to be laid off of work. Generally in the context of a job where active recruiting takes place in good times.

I was recruited to work on Wall Street last year, but this year the economy took a shit, so I've been decruited.

decruit by bob1911 December 18, 2008

Decrustify

To Decrustify oneself. To brush your hair, fix your makeup, change your clothes, use the bathroom, make oneself more comfortable with his or her appearance. To remove "crust" from oneself and to make oneself presentable.

Hey want to go to the mall?
Sure, lemme just decrustify real quick.

For sure.

Hey, Leslie's comin' over!
Oh, shoot, lemme decrustify real quick!
Good, you're hella crusty rn.

Decrustify by GPBOWE April 5, 2016

College Decruiter 

An employee of a university who tries to talk someone out of enrolling at the university.

Decruiter: Looking at your high school GPA, you might want to consider going to trade school.

Prospective College Student: Man, I've just been dissed by a College Decruiter!

College Decruiter by Academic Adviser October 17, 2010