Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.

'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'

Denture Capitalism by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012

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denture lab

a nasty ass place where nasty ass dentures are made and repaired. People who work in these labs have cracked skin on their hands, and damaged lungs from breathing in dry plaster, stone and acrylic dust.

Tab works in a denture lab and will probably end up developing Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. (C.O.P.D)from breathing in all the dust used in the process of this job. Tab tells some stomach turning stories about some of the dirty, smelly dentures that come in for repairs.

denture lab by Smelly denture June 17, 2008

no denture adventure

When a particularly elderly woman pops out her dentures and gives you a blowjob.

Bennet: Yo Coop Charlies mom gave me the best no denture adventure ever last night

Coop: Oooh shit son!

no denture adventure by Lan-c3r June 10, 2014

dentured

The act of being so drunk that you remove your teeth.

Of course it does. You got right fuckin' dentured last night, eh?

dentured by TrickticklerD August 11, 2011

Denver Dentures

The act of getting a blowjob from an old lady while almost passing out from altitude sickness. Extra points for squeezing out a dookie during head.

I picked up your grandmother on the ski slopes last night and she didn't just give me head, she gave me the Denver Dentures.

Denver Dentures by Grandma's Teeth March 30, 2009

dentures

Modern day dentures for the young folk. After getting braces removed, they are often given removable retainers to wear either on the roof of their mouth, the bottom of their mouth, or both. These retainers must be washed in denture cleaner. And they must be removed prior to eating. Plus, they are shaped to match the roof and teeth of the wearer, giving the look of dentures.

"Oh my god! Jenny you look like an old lady when you pull those dentures out. It's even shaped like your mouth!"
"Shut up! It's just my retainer."

dentures by Abby Vert May 15, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026