Dventure

An Adventure that detours through different roads or paths, due to fire, floods, washouts or an extreme sense of adventure. To reach a magical destination thats worth the travel of adverse conditions. !! WARNING !! May be highly addictive and may cause bursts of exhilaration and euphoria

I was on my way to this campsite by a remote lake and had to Dventure. I found a different lake that was even more remote

by Stanley Starratt March 4, 2024

dventure

It’s an off road adventure with detours

The river washed out the road, looks like we’re going on a Dventure.

by Biff Wicked March 4, 2024

Denture Capitalism

Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.

'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'

by Mo Dixley July 30, 2012

denture lab

a nasty ass place where nasty ass dentures are made and repaired. People who work in these labs have cracked skin on their hands, and damaged lungs from breathing in dry plaster, stone and acrylic dust.

Tab works in a denture lab and will probably end up developing Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. (C.O.P.D)from breathing in all the dust used in the process of this job. Tab tells some stomach turning stories about some of the dirty, smelly dentures that come in for repairs.

by Smelly denture June 17, 2008

no denture adventure

When a particularly elderly woman pops out her dentures and gives you a blowjob.

Bennet: Yo Coop Charlies mom gave me the best no denture adventure ever last night

Coop: Oooh shit son!

by Lan-c3r June 10, 2014

dentured

The act of being so drunk that you remove your teeth.

Of course it does. You got right fuckin' dentured last night, eh?

by TrickticklerD August 11, 2011

Denver Dentures

The act of getting a blowjob from an old lady while almost passing out from altitude sickness. Extra points for squeezing out a dookie during head.

I picked up your grandmother on the ski slopes last night and she didn't just give me head, she gave me the Denver Dentures.

by Grandma's Teeth March 30, 2009