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Paula Deening 

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.
Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now
Paula Deening by Droladnap April 23, 2019
Related Words
The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

decearing egg 

An obscure Japanese phrase translated into English, originally comprising of the Japanese words egu egu egu e guegu. The phrase was discovered after delving very deeply into Google Translate. Its usage and context is generally unknown, although it seems to always be typed in all caps.
I copied and pasted a bunch of crap into Google Translate in Japanese and it translated to DECEARING EGG. Is Translate still that bad at Japanese?
decearing egg by Kenoscirneh June 26, 2017

decearing 

An adjective used to describe an egg, implying the egg is disgusting or somewhat unedable.
For example, if an egg is disgusting you may say "Dude, that was such a decearing egg!"
decearing by EggDaddyExpert June 23, 2017

Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!

DECEARING 

A word usually followed by the word "EGG"
Guy:...Once more, Eiffel Tower, Once more DECEARING EGG and once more is a delicious breakfast
DECEARING by Reat November 19, 2020