debatio

The use of arguing or nagging tactics for self-pleasure.

As a family of two boys head out to Maine, one boy had quite a debatio with the mother when he kept asking "Are we there yet?" every five seconds.

debatio by BathroKid November 22, 2011

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Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.

Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!

Desperation Debating by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014

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debation

The act of debating while intoxicated.

After sitting around for hours drinking more than a few beers, my brother-in-law and I got into a debation as to whether sun dials were still accurate.

debation by Rhapsody Cowboy July 1, 2011