The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.

Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character

Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

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deaunna

The most beautiful little girl in the world. when you look into her eyes it shouts pure love. The most amazing little girl a father can ask for. My darling Deaunna

Daddy's little angel, Deaunna

deaunna by Deaunna's father November 12, 2013

deaundre

Deaundre is one of the best guys you will ever meet. And will be a amazing boyfriend no matter how you treat him. Usually has brown eyes and amazing personality. He's hands down one of the funniest and nicest guys you will ever meet and can also be a asshole. His dick is between 8-9 inches. Knows exactly what a girl wants.

Deaundre fucked me so good last night

deaundre by Carryonaboat March 22, 2018

deaundra

An incredibly wise woman. Her friends come to her for advice, and men know she sees right through their alterior motives. She is charming, elegant, poised, and prosperous.

Get you a Deaundra, she'd know exactly how to gracefully handle the problem.

deaundra by dreamlovebelieve December 31, 2016

deani

Funny ass girl who makes every one laugh she loves to rant and pull awsome ass pranks she is beautiful and amazing and if I had to describe her in a poem it would be this roses are red and violets aren't blue and there is a good chance she is funnier than you. Hahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Damn deani that was funny

deani by Hoi it j.k. from p.e.123 September 29, 2018

DeadNight

a 3yr old kid who likes talking about how much "nukes" his "army" has, and ships Dreamnotfound because its "wholesome" and thinks that you should pray to Jesus every night.

Jenny: omg did you see what Jason did last night?
James: yeah, he's such a DeadNight

DeadNight by Wild_Jay64 February 26, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026