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deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench
Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.
deathstick by brandon October 1, 2004
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deathstick

a golf club, specifically a driver.
Pete knocked the golf ball 350 with his new deathstick.
deathstick by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

deathstick

The penis of someone infected with HIV or AIDS
Peg: "Dave infected me with his deathstick, now im HIV positive"
Shirl:"Bummer"
deathstick by incatatus June 2, 2011

Deathsticks

A word used in a quote from Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones.

Assumed to be a type of hard drug, or other illicit substance.
Dealer: "You wanna buy some deathsticksss?"
Obi-Wan-Kenobi: "You don't want to sell me deathsticks."
Dealer: "I don't want to sell you deathsticks.."
Obi-Wan-Kenobi: "You want to go home and rethink your life."
Dealer: "I want to go home... and rethink my life."
Deathsticks by strepthroat June 27, 2011

deathpickled 

grossly intoxicated. being blacked-out, unable to care for one's self. inability to stand up without assitance.
yeah man, jared was so deathpickled last night that ernie had to babysit him for most of the night.
deathpickled by aids_831 November 19, 2010

deathstack 

When you pile a bunch of troops into one group.
I ran away from the 50K deathstack
deathstack by Torrahcat June 16, 2018

Deathstroke 

A comic book super villain appearing in DC Comics. Real name Slade Wilson, also known as Deathstroke the Terminator. Highly skilled assassin and mercenary. Basically Batman with swords and guns. With a blind eye. And wear orange. Real badass. Not someone you want to meet in a dark street at night. Master strategist like Batman, once kicked the justice league's ass as easily as making an instant noodle. Deadpool is a ripoff of Deathstroke. Slade Wilson, Wade Wilson, you get where I'm going? One word: badass.
Batman: Slade Wilson... Deathstroke. Former military, subject of a failed medical experiment.
Alfred: Failed, you say?
Deathstroke by Cpt.GoldenNipples January 12, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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