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To lead someone astray. To feed others misinformation or lead them down the garden path.
He told them all a bunch of lies. He's a right O'Daly
O'Daly by Doddsy July 5, 2017

The real deal Shaquille O'Neal 

Dang son, that graffiti artist is "The real deal Shaquille O'Neal".

Yeah I get it, Steve Jobs is great, always wore the same thing... But the fact that those turtle necks were designed by Issey Miyake, that's some real deal Shaquille O'Neal shit.

deal or no deal 

A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.
EX. 1
Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?"

Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds

EX. 2
Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show.
Jim: Which one?
Bill: Deal or no deal?
Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.
deal or no deal by punkyBrewster January 14, 2009

Big Deal of The Day 

When Someone who usually has nothing to do, usually because they're unemployed, suddenly has something to do for that day. That one thing, no matter how meaningless becomes the big deal of the day.
Person 1 - "Hey what did you do today?"

Person 2 - "Went out to buy some milk."

Person 1 - "That was your big deal of the day huh?"

Person 2 - "Shut the fuck up before I beat your ass!!"

Person 1 - "Are you sure you can handle another Big Deal of The Day?"

Person 2 - "Hmmm, Maybe not."

deal or no deal 

A show on NBC. It's known for its very over zealous host, Howie Mandel, and its even more over the top contestants. Most of which have some gimmick to offer on the show because that is the only way that NBC can get ratings these days. *sigh*. NBC used to have quality shows like ER, but they have turned into crap shows because NBC is more interested in the Apprentice and any other reality show they can get their hands on. Deal or no Deal has a good idea, but unfourtanately for us viewers it is on NBC.
Howeie Mandel: The Banker has just offered $100,000,000,000,000, deal or no deal?

Contestant: Um? Can I use one of my lifelines?

Howie Mandel: No dipshit! We'll be right back after some cheap advertising from NBC!

Deal Off 

I don't have time for your nonsense, so deal off!
Deal Off by Kitty Peoples December 8, 2020