Deadmeat

A name for someone who posts rubbish comments on public chatrooms

ie Jesus who is that deadmeat who posted that?

by Natasha September 16, 2003

Deadmeat

A disease accompanied by a small penis.

Christopher suffers from Deadmeat disease.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Deadmeat

When a man is done cumming and loses the desire to jerk off or his sausage is in the process of becoming soft

Chad: Bro are you jerking off right now?
Kyle: Nah man my dick is deadmeat now bro.

by CrosscomicYT June 22, 2019

Ensign Deadmeat

A night of sloppy mediocre sex where the guy drops dead afterwards while still wearing his Star Trek communicator badge toy.

Eddie refuses to wear his communicator to bed, so he doesn't become ensign deadmeat.

by Dorkiest duke February 11, 2017