Deadmeat

A name for someone who posts rubbish comments on public chatrooms

ie Jesus who is that deadmeat who posted that?

Deadmeat by Natasha September 16, 2003

Deadmeat

A disease accompanied by a small penis.

Christopher suffers from Deadmeat disease.

Deadmeat by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Deadmeat

When a man is done cumming and loses the desire to jerk off or his sausage is in the process of becoming soft

Chad: Bro are you jerking off right now?
Kyle: Nah man my dick is deadmeat now bro.

Deadmeat by CrosscomicYT June 22, 2019

Ensign Deadmeat 

A night of sloppy mediocre sex where the guy drops dead afterwards while still wearing his Star Trek communicator badge toy.

Eddie refuses to wear his communicator to bed, so he doesn't become ensign deadmeat.

Ensign Deadmeat by Dorkiest duke February 10, 2017

deadbeat baby daddy

Man who sweet-talks his way into your life and bed, gets you pregnant, and then reveals all his shitty baggage while you're pregnant. Man with multiple babymamas, and while he's swearing he'll be there for you, he never sees his kids...and you wonder why.

A deadbeat baby daddy is a man who gets a woman pregnant but after the child is born, doesn't see the need to help out with what he helped create. A man who sleeps while you're up with the crying child at night. A man who will spend your last dime on alcohol when he knows that the baby needs diapers. A man who puts his hands on you one night so you have to flee your own home with the child in tow, but then blows up your phone with text messages about how he wants to talk and how he loves and misses you. Um, how about just being a man and changing your life?

deadbeat baby daddy by DoingMe2010 November 7, 2010

Deadbeat Parent 

A biological parent who has conceived (mother) or sired (father) a child but instead of stepping up to take care of and financially/emotionally support the little love they put themselves ahead of the needs of the child. This person will abandon his/her child at any time for any reason and then tell the world “my baby means the world to me..” This person tends not to have morals or a responsible enough nature to realize how difficult he/she is making life for his/her child and family. They do not understand there is a HUGE difference between being an actual great mother/father, and a biological mother/father. But of course the deadbeat is so self-centered and stuck up, he/she believes they are doing a wonderful job at being an awesome parent and also believe others should parent like them. This type of mother/father doesn’t stop to realize that the unconditional love of a child should come before anything or any one else and that one day the child will be old enough to understand and resent this parent!!!

"A mother whom would rather have her hair, nails and a wax job done than buy diapers, wipes and clothes for her child is a dead beat parent"

"A deadbeat parent would be a father whom supports his new girlfriends bad habits but chooses not to know or support the child he helped create, yet boasts to all that he is a great father"

"A deadbeat parent is one whom would rather party hardy with the state assistance they receive, while leaving there child(ren) with his/hers/there parents, while claiming to the world that they are great parents and miss there children a lot but yet still choose not to step up and be REAL parent(s)!"

Deadbeat Parent by RealMothersPutKidsFirst;) December 6, 2013

Deadheat 

Cut off

Ashley started becoming friends with the girl we don’t mess with, Now she’s deadheat.

Deadheat by Shaybella November 10, 2020