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A girl who wants everything done to her in bed, who barely even moans, and acts like you are doing something ingnorant to her mother instead of her. She hates doing anything different or out of the ordinary and you might as well forget about swallowing, that is a whole other definition entirely.
You don't want no piece of that girl Jimmy, she's a DF a deadfuck.
deadfuck by Steven M. Sykes February 7, 2004
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To have fuck with some cunt who's already dead, fuck fuck fuckin gross.
Pam deadfucked David Dixon after david choked on mayo pizza and died.
deadfuck by kyle smith July 24, 2004

Dead Fuck 

PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....)
dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?

dude2: she was a dead fuck.
Dead Fuck by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004

Jimbo "the dead fuck" 

a character in friday the 13th part 4, and his buddy ted calls him " a dead fuck", and it's really funny, and after getting laid, jimbo asks the girl if he was " a dead fuck". lol
"jimbo "the dead fuck""

Ted- a lousy lay, you know? a dead fuck.

Jimbo- oh i see, don't hold it back from me doc, i can take it, give it to me straight.

Ted- i did not say it. the computer did.

Jimbo- well there is no computer!

Ted- aha, well there's no Betty either!

Deadluck 

A word to describe when you got out of a bad situation before something worse happend.
Donovan: remember when i only pretended to push you into traffic, then you actually threw me onto the freeway and i almost got hit by that pickup truck

Alex: yeah but i pulled you back just in time.
You were inches away from it. The fact that you're alive is Deadluck.
Deadluck by master of fate March 7, 2015

Dead fuck 

When proceeding to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, your partner appears to die. Foreplay can be very active and passionate, but once the penis is inserted into the women she becomes incapacitated.
"that was the worst sex of my life, that girl was a dead fuck"
"kim is a dead fuck"
"i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead fuck"
Dead fuck by Hank the skank July 30, 2008

Dead fuck 

When having sex with a female, she preceeds to lay there motionless and just stare you in the eyes. No emotion whatsoever. Doesn't appear to be interested in the physical happenings of the moment. Alive, but resembling a dead body by her lack of movement.
Heather White was the gnarliest dead fuck I ever had, she never moved or got into it.
Dead fuck by neverhaveiheather March 4, 2013
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