Dead Last 

Coming last in something

Sha’ Carri came dead last in the 100m race

Dead Last by Ah bayyyy August 22, 2021

dead last 

One in contention who played out to such a degree as to declare the game over...to give every appearance of qualifying only to be called out for a final try and curse someone out...
No one believed what she had risked now she's dead last...
The game oldmaid drew the queen...
In a class by herself no dead last...
To suffer anonimity...dead last

It was an inside joke, she came Out now she's dead last...

dead last by Opal zen June 18, 2017

Dead Mans Last Laugh 

When you roll a dead body over and air escapes out of the body’s rectum.

I rolled a dead guy over one time and the guy queefed right in my face.

Oh dang dude he gave you the dead mans last laugh.

Dead Mans Last Laugh by Narrow.Complex October 22, 2019

i dont give a dead mans last fuck

When you've reached the point of no return in terms of giving a dead mans last fuck. You simply do not care. There is not enough nihilism in the fucking world to describe the immensity of the fuck that you do not give.

>If you don't stay for overtime, I'll write you up!

<I dont give a dead mans last fuck

i dont give a dead mans last fuck by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011

Dead moose's last shit 

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

Dead moose's last shit by Tadman October 15, 2012

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

"I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck."

Give a dead millionaire's last buck by L. G. Flavopalliatus January 15, 2025

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck if you just died- you need to take a shower!

Give a dead millionaire's last buck by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 22, 2025