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dead egg 

A woman that chooses to not have children, She is neither a Thot or a Karen, She is angry because her past choice of a childless life is now too late since she has dead eggs. Has hatred for Thots and Karens in the world because a Thot will become a Karen while she is left with no one.
Carmen is such a dead egg lol, she now hangs out with her dogs and cats and calls them her babies. Dead egg Carmen has a stroller for her dog.
dead egg by LukAGoy December 19, 2019
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dead egg 

A particularlt revolting smell expelled from your anus that has the aroma of a rotten, dying egg.
Oh my God, can you smell that? Some bastard has just dropped a dead egg!
dead egg by Nigel Fleming July 6, 2006

Dead Man Scotch Egg 

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.
Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg
Dead Man Scotch Egg by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010

Dead Egger 

A woman that chooses to not have children, She is neither a Thot or a Karen, She is angry because her past choices of a childfree childless life style. It is now too late for her to have Biological Children as all her eggs are dead. Has hatred for Thots and Karens in the world because a Thot can still have children and a Karen already has a family; but for a Dead Egger she is all alone as a Dead Egg
Carmen sure does love to treat her dogs as if they were her children with the stroller and all. Yah sadly she chose to be childfree for years saying she posted on reddit childfree that she was happy. But lately now at age 30 she seems to be a lot angrier since she can no longer have biological children. Such a Dead Egger
Dead Egger by LukAGoy December 19, 2019

Dead Egger 

A person, typically female, who consciously decides to not have children, who as they grow closer to middle age becomes increasingly bitter, angry and misanthropic towards all signs of affection, especially public displays. Absolutely hates children, hates marriage and hates people in loving happy relationships. Not all Wine Aunts will become Dead Eggers but all Dead Eggers were once Wine Aunts.
"Hey, my girl and I were out and she started kissing me and then this Dead Egger started tripping. Started yelling at us about making out in public. Crazy motherfucking Dead Eggers, man"
Dead Egger by HeavyHebrew December 20, 2019
A groupchat on twitter formed by phandom members which became a huge mistake.
"Wow did you hear about Dead Eggs new website?"
"Yes they're really extra."
dead eggs by exposepml December 16, 2017

It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs 

When someone farts and it smells bad
When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.