ddjbs

the thing you say when you don’t know what to say when you don’t want to leave people on read

“hey are you here yet?”
“yeah i’m out front”
“ok see you soon”
“alright”
“ddjbs”

ddjbs by asainfartporn December 4, 2021

DDJS 

Didn't do jack shit/doesn't do jack shit. An engineering acronym.

Kirk: "Scotty, how far are we on replacing the dilithium crystals?"
Scotty: "DDJS. Ship's Engineering is on strike until you knock off the joyrides."

DDJS by So__Real October 7, 2020

DDubs 

Nickname for the nickname of Dora Winifred, better known as DW, a character from that children's show Arnold, about a bunch of aardvarks.

Used by common definition as a whiny, obnoxious, immature little bitch who throws a bunch of tantrums.

GUY ONE: Hey dude, are you still going out with that skank?
GUY TWO: No fuckin' way, man. She was totally a Ddubs.
GUY ONE: Totally. What an whiny, obnoxious, immature little bitch!

DDubs by neighte July 15, 2010

ddubs 

midget, loser, dumbass

ddubs likes women-only they are all taller than he is-who he can never score.

ddubs by Clarence Wong August 6, 2003

ddubs 

short oompah-loompah into bondage (also known as shortus-midgetous-assholous); been known to be really fruity and resentful of its own height; a loser

Quit bein' a ddubs.

What the hell? Get ddubs out of here!

I'd rather be gay than be ddubs.

ddubs by Clarence Wong August 6, 2003

ddbs 

A term used when bullshit occurs. Mostly used by lazy black people whom have no desire for work that does not bennefit them in any way, shape, or form. If there is nothing to gain from it personally then it basically not gonna happen.

Guy 1:Yo, guess what now?

Guy 2: Ah hell!

Guy 1: Man we gotta move this box from here to over there.

Guy 2: What! Oh hell nah, ddbs See dat's dat bullshit!

Guy 1: I know man, that ain't even our gotdamn box, why we gotta move it?

ddbs by stinkmeanor March 21, 2008