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DC Syndrome (DCS) 

1) a highly deadly disorder when a slut messes with your head and causes you to turn your back on your true friends and can only be cured when Chuck Norris round-house kicks you in your foolish head

2) when you think that despite being really cruel to everyone that they all love you when they can't stand the sight of you

3) when you hate someone and think they actually lose sleep over it when they aren't

4) when you shirt matches the color of every holiday and your hair is gayly spiked...basically your a metro
person: man did you see chris?

person 2: yeah yo, he's wearing a pink collar shirt and going out with that slut amber

person: yeah i heard he isn't talking to anyone talking to that cool chick he hates for no reason

person: oh you mean carly? yeah well whats so funny is he thinks he's so hot and he's not

person 2: i know! i hate him! whats even funnier is he thinks we're all losing sleep over it

person: shit, lets go find chuck norris! i mean he used to be so cool... he's had to have gotten DC syndrome (DCS)!

person 2: yeah yo
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"Too Woke; Don't Care." A response to a divisive social media post under the guise of "social justice." A way to protest those people and groups that have become too "woke" and only aim to divide people in the interest of raising just themselves and debasing others (e.g., BLM and sympathizers, like NFL, NBA, MLB, etc.).
Social Media Post: "The NFL..." Comment: "tw;dc"
tw;dc by PopcornJC October 5, 2020
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DC Comet 

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.
After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.
DC Comet by Quen October 18, 2008

Dc the don

probably the most underrated rapper nigga at the moment
some nigga: "bro this rapper only drops bangers wtf"
me: "oh you're talking about Dc the don

dc the don

the most underrated rapper rn he is so fire his album Come As You Are (deluxe and not deluxe) are literally a 10/10 no cap
X: Yo do u listened to a song called '' WORST DAY :(''
Me: Yessir is from dc the don that nigga fire
dc the don by DC THE GOAT NIGGA February 1, 2021
A large 1970s trijet made by McDonnell-Douglas/Boeing. Hugely hated because its favorite hobby was crashing, catching on fire, or priding itself on being hilariously inefficient. It sounds good and looks cool but it crashes more than it flies.
"OMG wanna come to Hawaii with us?"

"Sure! What airline we takin'?"

"American Airlines, we'll be in one of those fancy DC-10s!"

"I'll stay home for this one."
dc-10 by TheCarFanatic March 23, 2014

Dc The Don (Daij) 

the most underrated rapper rn he is so fire his album Come As You Are (deluxe and not deluxe) are literally a 10/10 no cap
X: Yo do u listened to a song called '' WORST DAY :(''
Me: Yessir is from dc the don, daij is crazy, that nigga fire

Dc The Don (Daij)