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Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.
Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....
Daytoner Boner by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010
To engage in Sexual Intercourse without the Aid of a lubricant (KY and the such)
I'd Rather DryBone her Browneye
DryBone by psychonaut March 24, 2003

Daytonesque

1. Of or like the city of Dayton Ohio.

2. Being similar to Dayton Ohio.
Shreveport (LA) is a nice place, it's very daytonesque. Meaning that it is similar in demographics, size, Etc.
Daytonesque by krunchie December 3, 2003

drybones 

toking an unlit joint thinking its still alight giving the toker the taste of ash
errrgh rank

whats up?

thought this joint was still alight but it wasn't

oh drybones nightmare man
drybones by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013

Daytoned 

To be stuck at the bottom with no place else to go.

To pick your last option with no hope of moving up.
After numerous months of job searching, Jon was daytoned at McDonalds.
Daytoned by Gary John February 9, 2006
Sexy, confident and a savage. Very talented with a big dick.
You need to get you a dayvone
dayvone by Young._.Savv March 20, 2017
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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