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Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.
Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....
Daytoner Boner by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010
To engage in Sexual Intercourse without the Aid of a lubricant (KY and the such)
I'd Rather DryBone her Browneye
DryBone by psychonaut March 24, 2003

Daytonesque

1. Of or like the city of Dayton Ohio.

2. Being similar to Dayton Ohio.
Shreveport (LA) is a nice place, it's very daytonesque. Meaning that it is similar in demographics, size, Etc.
Daytonesque by krunchie December 3, 2003

drybones 

toking an unlit joint thinking its still alight giving the toker the taste of ash
errrgh rank

whats up?

thought this joint was still alight but it wasn't

oh drybones nightmare man
drybones by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013

Daytoned 

To be stuck at the bottom with no place else to go.

To pick your last option with no hope of moving up.
After numerous months of job searching, Jon was daytoned at McDonalds.
Daytoned by Gary John February 9, 2006
Sexy, confident and a savage. Very talented with a big dick.
You need to get you a dayvone
dayvone by Young._.Savv March 20, 2017