day wife
A female co-worker whose approval or authorization is necessary to complete any task because you work on the same "team."
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Jason Day's Wife
Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.
Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.
Jason Day's Wife by Grandpa Janny April 28, 2011
National wife day
On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.
Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
National wife day by #1 redler June 29, 2021
National Prank Wife Day
To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend
National Prank Wife Day by Big Daddy Little Money May 2, 2019
National fuck your wife day
If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
National fuck your wife day by I eat my kids April 14, 2020
whack a wife day
Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day
whack a wife day by Whack a wife July 19, 2021
Future Wife Day
Future Wife Day by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023
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