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A female co-worker whose approval or authorization is necessary to complete any task because you work on the same "team."

Hey Ralph, can we send this letter out?
Let me check with Elaine first.
Who's Elaine?
She's my day wife.

day wife by Steve N. August 24, 2005

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Jason Day's Wife

Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.

Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.

Jason Day's Wife by Grandpa Janny April 28, 2011

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National wife day

On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.

Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day

National wife day by #1 redler June 29, 2021

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National Prank Wife Day

May 2 prank wife day is the fseeeeee only if you don't lose her

To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend

National Prank Wife Day by Big Daddy Little Money May 2, 2019

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National fuck your wife day

If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.

Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.

National fuck your wife day by I eat my kids April 14, 2020

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whack a wife day

Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year

Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day

whack a wife day by Whack a wife July 19, 2021

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Future Wife Day

Future Wife Day is November 26th.

Yo I'm celebrating future wife day with the soon to be wifey on November 26th man..

Future Wife Day by doesa_anyone_really_know August 1, 2023

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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