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Day time midget
Day time midget by Illicistmiss April 19, 2018
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day-time drama • Day time midget • daytime • National Pickle Time Day • National wasted my time day • National wasted my time day (Oct. 6) • National Watch Good Time Day • National They Wasted My Time Day • National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day • national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day
day-time drama
day-time drama by MichaeltranUSA December 5, 2017
National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)
National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long
Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day
National wasted my time day (Oct. 6) by Magoozel October 6, 2021
National wasted my time day
National wasted my time day by lelediorr October 10, 2021
National Watch Good Time Day
National Watch Good Time Day is celebrated on August 11, in celebration of the Safdie Brothers' masterpiece's release on that same day back in 2017.
"Hey, it's August 11. You know what that means? It's National Watch Good Time Day! Time to watch Good Time!"
National Watch Good Time Day by Safdiestan12 April 28, 2020
National Pickle Time Day
December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.
“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”
National Pickle Time Day by Tyler Scheidler December 1, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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