david v 

David v can not read and is not the best looking, he is used by girls

That's a type of David v

david v by Seek March 3, 2017

David Verdu 

Everyone's boi.

Yo have you seen my boi David Verdu. Yeah I have.

David Verdu by Thelegend22 May 20, 2018

david vicodin 

Alias for former hall of fame quarterback Bret Favre. Favre took on the pysuedonym after battling an addiction to the powerful opiate vicodin.

"Hey, did you see ol' david vicodin retired"
-"Who?"
"You know, Brett Favre."

david vicodin by Deez Nizzuts March 8, 2008

david vonderhaar

Bald guy who is responsible for call of duty multiplayer. He causes lag issues and trolls players on multiplayer. Sometimes he will go as far to trolling zombie players

David Vonderhaar! You made me lag out Vondy!!!

david vonderhaar by Pot_Natrick May 11, 2016

David vs Goliath 

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

David vs Goliath by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019

David Villa 

A type of small beard located just under the bottom lip, modelled by the Spanish footballer, David Villa.

Dude, I've decided to grow a David Villa!
OMG! That's so awesome!

I see you're rocking the David Villa. Good call.

David Villa by IlPartigiano November 1, 2011

david vonderhaar

The Worlds biggest asshole in the call of duty community who fucks people over with shitty supply drops and likes to steal peoples money. He deserves the title of the biggest jew on earth

Eli spend $40 on supply drops and got no new weapons becuase David Vonderhaar is an assbeard pizza.

david vonderhaar by King Boo 32 June 17, 2016