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date me pls

when you are desperate for a relationship your mind just screams "date me pls" at everyone that looks you in the eye (and then some that don't).
Taylor: Wow there are so many attractive people here, i wish i was in a relationship
Cutie: Hi! I like your shirt
Taylor: I like your face
Cutie: what
Taylor: *internally* date me plssssssssss
Cutie: ?
Taylor: what
*disappears into the oblivion*
date me pls by thanks! February 3, 2018

Date me boots

Heeled boots worn out to bars and clubs by a woman to attract attention in order to get a date.

The lesser version of fuck me boots. The difference being that date me boots extend well above the ankle but are below the knee.
"Does that girl have fuck me boots on?"
"No, not tall enough. Those are date me boots ... you will have to put some effort in first"
Date me boots by Onibaku December 16, 2008

Date Me December

*Date Me December* is a challenge in the month of December. You'll need to get a date within 31 days or til the last day of December. If you won't get a date within 31 days, you've proven yourself you're a weakling. So if you wanna do this challenge, do your best!
most used line:

"will you be my DMD(Date Me December) date?"
Date Me December by Skylaristic December 1, 2020

Date Me December

When a boy ask out one romantic interest (e.i bf or gf) a day, but they are not aloud to chicken out and ask a bro. It must be someone different every day, unless you start dating or the girl or guy asks you again the next day after the boy has said “bee”
The receiver can only say “no” 5 times in December or if they have already been asked that day which means the boy can ask again a different day and has to ask someone else. You are aloud double dates but no more people than that. The date doesn’t have to be on the actually day
“Wanna date me this December for Date Me December
Date Me December by SassySmocher06 November 12, 2019

Thea date me?? 

Thea date me?? by Jaydennn November 23, 2021

women so hot pls date me 

“women so hot pls date me” and u can add ur own words after or before that
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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