dassem 

Slang that puts together two words: that’s+it or that’s+them. Used when agreeing with a comment or statement.

Person 1: y’all like to praise people for doing basic stuff like we ain’t all breathe the same air.
Person2: Dassem!

Person1: when people think you’re stressing over them but you’re just minding your business.

Person 2: Dassem!

dassem by UrbanSynonomer May 14, 2022

dasser 

Dasser: noun, adjective, adverb, interjection, conjunction, verb, whatever you want.

Generally used to describe a female of favorable appearance, or sexual attraction.

Also, may be used to greet peers.

"Das Das no mas"

Yikes! She has no sexual attraction or appeal.

"What's up to all you DASSERS"

Hey fellas! What's going on?

dasser by Stephan "The Ladies Man" Alanis September 2, 2008

Dissemble 

To give a false or misleading appearance to; conceal the truth or the real nature of:
to dissemble one's incompetence in business. To conceal/lie and hide one's true motives, thoughts, actions, etc., by some pretense; speak or act hypocritically.

*Not to be confused with the word "disassemble", to take apart, dismantle, tear down.

Dissemble in a Sentence;

Even though Beth knew she was madly in love with David, she still felt she had to dissemble (Lie & Hide) her true feelings to avoid being hurt by him, if he didn't feel the same.

Dissemble by MissDaisy May 13, 2017

disseminate 

To spread information on a large scale, such as a news broadcast.
Used in the new MLB disclaimer to more specifically define the extent of the copyright on the game.

You may not disseminate any account of this game without the MLB's consent.

Do not disseminate my credit card number fool!

disseminate by MeltdownX October 8, 2003

dasseyed 

When one admits to doing something they most certainly did not do, due to a long interrogation process, utter stupidity, or a combination of the two.

Brendan was interrogated about a murder he was not involved in, but due to his lack of intellect and desire to get back to class for his project and watch Wrestlemania, he was dasseyed into making a false confession.

dasseyed by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 5, 2016

Dassed 

Dassed, as in ''to be dassed''- an experience in which one finds him or herself well and truly done over

''I've locked myself out of chancellors! I've been Dassed!''

''The machine is out of order, i've been Dassed again!''

and so on

Dassed by DASFANNO.1 November 7, 2009

Dassel 

A small town in Minnesota filled with drunken pot heads and Finnish people who are commonly know as Finns. It was rated the #2 town in Minnesota. Dassel was named after some cocky German dude who ditched this town to go to Cali to get laid. now, the people here are either pretty nice, cunts, or just plain old bitches. The elderly have a strange obsession with roosters and made a weekend celebration about them. Another lovely thing about Dassel, there are about 47 creeper vans who would love to come and rape you if you're up to it.

Guy 1: HEY! Where are you from?!
Chick: OH I'm from Dassel!
Guy 2: Does that mean you're a pot head whore?
Chick: FO SHO!!! Who wants a threesome?!

Dassel by That one chick who lives here. January 17, 2013