dassey 

Someone that's so daft, childish, spineless, and devoid of self-recognition/importance that they will literally, and seemingly unwittingly, falsely incriminate themselves, all while showing no signs of concern, emotion or understanding.

You'd have to be a dassey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you've reached a settlement, that she has you convinced that she's the victim!

dassey by Elios26400 October 4, 2016

dassey 

Someone who is completely stupid and says "Yeah.." to everything.

"Did you do 9/11?"
- "Yeah..."

Brendan, you fucking dassey. You were only 10 years old then!

dassey by HardtailDrummer October 7, 2016

Dassey effect 

Too big of dick might kill someone.

Rachel die her bf got the dassey effect

Dassey effect by longduckdong.gov June 23, 2016

Dassey'd 

To respond to a direct message verbal or otherwise with a blank dead stare off into space. Popularized by Brendan Dassey on the Netflix original series Making a Murderer.

That bitch just Dassey'd me.

Dassey'd by longduckdong.gov June 24, 2016

Dasey 

Dasey is the word used when talking about Derek Venturi and Casey McDonald (of Life with Derek) in a romantic way. It can be safely said that Dasey is the most popluar and talked about pairing regarding the show.

The conversations Derek and Casey have are always full of UST. They have such great chemistry.

Other pairing include Masey, Trasey, Nasey(which is probably the second best along with Lizwin), Dally and Dendra but everyone knows that Dasey is the best. All Dasey fans hope that one day Derek and Casey get together.

Dasey should happen, after all they're not blood related-STEP-siblings -and their parents got married when they were 15! So they didnt even grow up together.

"Did you see that Dasey video on youtube?"

*squeals* "Dasey Moment!"

Dasey by dasey_101 October 28, 2010

Dossey 

Dossey is the word to define the fucking champions of everything. A funny and awesome people who know how to work around things and kick ass!

Dude, I wish I could be a Dossey , they're so awesome!

Dossey by FuckingAwesomeDossey April 9, 2016

Daisey 

Such a rebel person, very adventurous and talented. Someone you really do not want to mess with. She can be a sweetheart for sure but once angry she becomes very evil.

She's someone you'd want as a friend, best friend and even girlfriend. Such a wild freaky girl, definitely a keeper!

My friend Daisey is so talented.

Daisey by lxlxbxtx July 26, 2015