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Dassed, as in ''to be dassed''- an experience in which one finds him or herself well and truly done over
''I've locked myself out of chancellors! I've been Dassed!''

''The machine is out of order, i've been Dassed again!''

and so on
Dassed by DASFANNO.1 November 7, 2009
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When you get screwed over by something or someone; anything negative happening to you may be considered a Das.
Person 1: I got a 3 for my mathematics exam...
Person 2: Damn, you really got Dassed then bro
Dassed by BigToeLicker69 November 10, 2021
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When someone unqualified to teach a class creates questions he does not know the answer to, and grades them using AI, while being wrong and unwilling to discuss it. Inspired by a real life professor.
Did you know that professor John dassed the last exam?
Dassed by UNACS December 1, 2024

Dissed by a Biggun

When You are turned down by the biggest girl of the night at a bar.
Rocco wanted to get with the big girl . Sharika wanted none of this. At the end of the night dude was Dissed By a Biggun

Dashed Out

After you have worked and driven your car like a maniac, just to get people’s food delivered on time. Your power bar and 5-hour energy has worn off completely.
Julie was completely “Dashed Out” after 6 hours of delivering food with no break.
Dashed Out by Julesheart November 22, 2022
Dasser: noun, adjective, adverb, interjection, conjunction, verb, whatever you want.

Generally used to describe a female of favorable appearance, or sexual attraction.

Also, may be used to greet peers.
"Das Das no mas"

Yikes! She has no sexual attraction or appeal.

"What's up to all you DASSERS"

Hey fellas! What's going on?

Gabi dashed 

When u escape or run away from a school without looking back and you might possibly get a lock lecture later
I’m shocked I haven’t Gabi dashed out of school yet
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