When one admits to doing something they most certainly did not do, due to a long interrogation process, utter stupidity, or a combination of the two.
Brendan was interrogated about a murder he was not involved in, but due to his lack of intellect and desire to get back to class for his project and watch Wrestlemania, he was dasseyed into making a false confession.
by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 05, 2016
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You'd have to be a dassey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you've reached a settlement, that she has you convinced that she's the victim!
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