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A sexy ass nigga. Is funny, goofy, and has a great personality. Will treat you right. Big dick and will like to have kids. Big dick and stays fresh. You will want to have a Dasahni as a boyfriend.
Dasahni is sexy.
dasahni by Dasahni November 30, 2019

punani dasani 

a pussy so wet, it's like a bottle of dasani.
Fred: yoo i met this really hot girl at the club and she let me hit it!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!
punani dasani by TheRealJakePauler September 7, 2020
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The most fierce being on earth she is very gorgeous,smart,witty,and sneaky she can seek revenge if she wants to.But if she likes you she Spears you she is also Never Scared!!! Also the most loyal being in the world but if she/he does'nt like you they will tell you.
Wow your amazing you remind me of a dasani!
Dasani by Dasani! March 22, 2017

punani dasani 

A euphemism for WAP.
My head game is fire, punani dasani
Its goin in dry and its comin out soggy
punani dasani by AbusiveTortoise September 6, 2020
A girl thats loving funny freaky sweet and kind, she loves helping other and she intellegent, as has a nice body shape, if she loves u she never stops ever.. She is mean sometimes and sensitive
That girl Dasani is really nice.
Dasani by Lilly capa May 29, 2018
Dasania is the perfect girl. You would be extremely lucky to meet a Dasania. She is a girl that will steal your heart at first sight. Dasania's are short tempered. You do not want to get into a fight with one. A Dasania is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Don't do anything to lose a Dasania because you will surely regret it and it will be super hard to get her back. If you have a dasania in your life don't let her go trust me it will not end well.
I met this good looking girl she was just amazing
She must be a Dasania
dasania by vb bro fl August 20, 2017
Worst flavored water in the universe. It has a stank to it.
Give me that Dasani.
Nah fam its TRASHHHHH
Dasani by Thicc_boi_daddy January 5, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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