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Dasania is the perfect girl. You would be extremely lucky to meet a Dasania. She is a girl that will steal your heart at first sight. Dasania's are short tempered. You do not want to get into a fight with one. A Dasania is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. Don't do anything to lose a Dasania because you will surely regret it and it will be super hard to get her back. If you have a dasania in your life don't let her go trust me it will not end well.
I met this good looking girl she was just amazing
She must be a Dasania
dasania by vb bro fl August 20, 2017
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punani dasani 

a pussy so wet, it's like a bottle of dasani.
Fred: yoo i met this really hot girl at the club and she let me hit it!
Mike: oh sick dude, how was the pussy?
Fred: my guy, that punani dasani!
Mike: OHHH SHIT!
punani dasani by TheRealJakePauler September 7, 2020
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Dysaniac 

A person suffering from dysania who finds it hard to get out of bed in the morning even after a good night's sleep, no hangovers and no other medical conditions.

These people usually have enough energy once they get off the bed so they are absolutely not lazy.
Rho missed the 9am class today...again. What's wrong with her?
She's a dysaniac. She'll surely make the 5pm class.
Dysaniac by ea25 July 23, 2011
The most fierce being on earth she is very gorgeous,smart,witty,and sneaky she can seek revenge if she wants to.But if she likes you she Spears you she is also Never Scared!!! Also the most loyal being in the world but if she/he does'nt like you they will tell you.
Wow your amazing you remind me of a dasani!
Dasani by Dasani! March 22, 2017

punani dasani 

A euphemism for WAP.
My head game is fire, punani dasani
Its goin in dry and its comin out soggy
punani dasani by AbusiveTortoise September 6, 2020
A girl thats loving funny freaky sweet and kind, she loves helping other and she intellegent, as has a nice body shape, if she loves u she never stops ever.. She is mean sometimes and sensitive
That girl Dasani is really nice.
Dasani by Lilly capa May 29, 2018
Worst flavored water in the universe. It has a stank to it.
Give me that Dasani.
Nah fam its TRASHHHHH
Dasani by Thicc_boi_daddy January 5, 2020
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