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Darter Downs 

A very old football warm up exercise created by former Apopka High School football coach Morton "Bull" Grit. It is essentially a set of squats but spelling 'Darter" in between every rep. What's funny about this is that the letters are made from the body. So if you want an exercise that really gets around, try doing some Darter Downs. You will love it! They are so fun you'll be Dartin' through the mud.
Bull: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? How about a round of Darter Downs?

Bryant: Darter Downs? I don't know what you're talking about.

Bull: (growling) Sure you do. We've done these hundreds of times. Remember, you squat and spell 'Darter'? You know, you use your body to spell it. Remember how fun they are? Come on, let's do a set!

Amos: Darter Downs? I'll bet you Laotian Kips you can't do 50 of them. (saluting) Ten HUT!

Bryant: You're on, you big brig! If only Grandma Marty could see this. (Bull and Bryant start doing Darter Downs) D-A-R-T-E-R. Grrrrrr!

Bull: (laughing at Bryant) He better pay up! He lost. You know, I was once stationed in Ventiane, the capital of Laos.

Bryant: (starts doing another Darter Down) Wow! These are so much fun. From Vero Beach to Ventiane, the Darter Down's got it going on.

Bull: High wing! These rock!

Amos: You've sold me. Here's your Kips.
Darter Downs by Dusty's Baby Powder November 11, 2011

darter bug 

A make belief bug that darts out you arse and bites your balls and darts back in
Some one asks you what's your doing when scratching your balls

You just respond with "I have darter bugs"
darter bug by Jeffro19 October 12, 2019

blue darter 

an ignited fart with substantial methane content
" God dang! Jim Bob lit off another blue darter in the movie theater!"
blue darter by Julie Groman April 25, 2003

butt darter 

When someone drives so close to your bumper they are trying to dart up your cars rear.
The guy driving on my ass is a butt darter.
butt darter by Buglady September 8, 2005

tongue darter 

a person, usually a female, whose tongue darts out to wet their lips just before kissing.
Doctor's were mystified about the patient's chronic chapped lips until they learned that his nurse was a tongue darter.
tongue darter by Will 1999 October 29, 2006

doo doo darter 

One who agressively pulls into fast traffic from a side road or parking lot, only to drive unbearably slow.
I would have been here sooner, but I was held up by a doo doo darter.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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