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Schmead darsted 

When a female comes over to your lovely man cave and passes out within the confines of your bed. She than pees your bed.
Dude can you believe that Andrew got schmead darsted again?

No man that's impossible.
Schmead darsted by Juicy john December 30, 2012

Dargante 

Large form factor loot whore from MMORPG World of warcraft, on Dalaran server. First Paladin in the world to acquire Thunderfury. Thus transforming himself and the sword into a singular entity that would afk in Ironforge for 6 hours standing motionless.
Toon 1: Did you see Dargante in Ironforge today.
Toon 2: Ya, that jagbag stood there for 6 hours straight with his sword.
Dargante by Rexual March 31, 2009
Sound of Hope,After violent dark cloud streaks across the skyline
drasted way,drasted day
Drasted: The words "drink" and "wasted" combined to make a compound word.

When someone opens a drink, takes a sip, places the drink back into the refrigerator then never returns to finish the drink. Essentially, the drink is wasted or drasted.
Dan is a dick, he drasted a bottle of my favorite beer.
Drasted by Wordexecutioner August 2, 2023

dragarted 

The act of throwing a piece of dragonfruit at someone in a gokarting race
Max Verstappen dragarted at Lewis Hamilton!
dragarted by AlkDz March 4, 2024

Pelle Dragsted Special

Kunsten at smadrer en hjerneskal med en brosten
Bro, så du hvordan den der dumme DF’er fik en Pelle Dragsted Special? Så fortjent.
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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