Dargante 

Large form factor loot whore from MMORPG World of warcraft, on Dalaran server. First Paladin in the world to acquire Thunderfury. Thus transforming himself and the sword into a singular entity that would afk in Ironforge for 6 hours standing motionless.

Toon 1: Did you see Dargante in Ironforge today.
Toon 2: Ya, that jagbag stood there for 6 hours straight with his sword.

Dargante by Rexual March 31, 2009

dargasted 

A large round object, commonly used for sexual intercourse. Mostly with males, to shove in ones anus and roll around smoothly until one signals to stop!

Oh man Tim that dargasted you shoved in me last night gave me a rash and made me soar.

dargasted by big fart July 8, 2009