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One who avoids sexual contact at all cost; due to social awkwardness combined with the extreme buildup of sexual frustration; derived from "hardened dorkus."
Ben was a good guy, but always such a darden at all the parties.
Darden by Roy Skivington November 9, 2007
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Usually homosexual and extremely faggy, sassy the sweetest bitch you will ever meet.
Usually homeless and homosexual he goes around the streets of Harlem sucking homeless guys penisiss. A gay ass faggot. Yeah I’m going on the darden.
Darden by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018
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Darden Hand

A hand with a perpetually closed fist often stemming from a physical issue preventing the hand from opening as normal. Can also be used to describe a hand with another physical deformation.
That man was born with a darden hand.
Darden Hand by DardenTheGreat February 12, 2026

Shykail Darden 

The realest nigga out there/got bags/get hoes you seen before/any nigga step against him/her gone get wacked.....Ummmmm did I say get hoes
I wish one of the Shykail Darden's lived out here.
Shykail Darden by Shykail Darden January 20, 2018

Juanita Darden 

Juanita Darden is a very freaky girl and pretty but is also a loner. Shes will always stick by your side
Juanita Darden is someone I wanna hang around.
Juanita Darden by baby_peaches February 4, 2022

Shykail Darden 

The realest nigga out there/got bags/get hoes you seen before/any nigga step against him/her gone get wacked.....Ummmmm did I say get hoes
I wish one of the Shykail Darden's lived out here.
Shykail Darden by Shykail Darden January 20, 2018

Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..
Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden
Mike Darden by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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