Darden
One who avoids sexual contact at all cost; due to social awkwardness combined with the extreme buildup of sexual frustration; derived from "hardened dorkus."
Darden by Roy Skivington November 9, 2007
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Darden
Usually homeless and homosexual he goes around the streets of Harlem sucking homeless guys penisiss. A gay ass faggot. Yeah I’m going on the darden.
Darden by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018
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Darden Hand
A hand with a perpetually closed fist often stemming from a physical issue preventing the hand from opening as normal. Can also be used to describe a hand with another physical deformation.
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Shykail Darden
The realest nigga out there/got bags/get hoes you seen before/any nigga step against him/her gone get wacked.....Ummmmm did I say get hoes
Shykail Darden by Shykail Darden January 20, 2018
Juanita Darden
Juanita Darden is a very freaky girl and pretty but is also a loner. Shes will always stick by your side
Juanita Darden by baby_peaches February 4, 2022
Shykail Darden
The realest nigga out there/got bags/get hoes you seen before/any nigga step against him/her gone get wacked.....Ummmmm did I say get hoes
Shykail Darden by Shykail Darden January 20, 2018
Mike Darden
Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..
Mike Darden by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018
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