dansekula

the worst of the worst of a situation that usually will bring along a Tennessee Waterfall and a Trans Am logo tattooed on on one's hand

"Man, that boat has a hole in it. That really is a dansekula of a situation." (singular)

"That bitch left sores all over my penis. Now my penis is dansekulad!" (plural)

by The writter August 5, 2011

Count Dankula

Not guilty.

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!

by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

Dansexual

An addictive attraction to only guys named “Daniel”. Doesn’t usually cause harm to the specific “Daniel”

“Man this is so fucked up. I’m not gay or straight, i think I’m Dansexual. It’s just danny.”

by 5paperswiftgames January 2, 2019

Dankularity

When the project to create the ultimate dank meme posting AI comes to fruition it will be known as the "Dankularity." It is the point where the gravity of the dank memes posted by the Artificial Intelligence actually begins to draw in more dank memes simply by effect of its dankness.

The machines became self-aware in less than a second, they exceeded all knowledge of the human race in less than ten seconds and finally reached a point of Dankularity.

by acyde July 10, 2016

Dankula

When someone has a particularly large phallus, slang calls it a "Dankula".
This has been coined after the infamous YouTuber Mark Meechan, who's channel name is "Count Dankula". His audience on YouTube and Twitter respectively have come to the conclusion that he must have a giant penis, after overanalizing multiple pictures of his crotch.

It did not help that Meechan has referred to his penis as "Pringle-can" sized in videos before.

"Hey baby, wanna see my Dankula?
"No thanks, I prefer smaller privates."

"That Mark Meechan guy has a real Dankula."
"Well yeah, he is the new Long-Dong-Silver after all."

"Is that a Pringles-can in your pants or do you really have a dankula?

by HahaMrBigPenis December 13, 2022

Count Dankula

The big brained Scottish man also known as Marcus Meechan. Whilest he is famously known for his nazi pug video he also has a wonderful series Absolute Mad Lads that has a 9.1 rating on imdb. Lastly I must iterate traps are not gay.

Count Dankula makes me shit bricks with laughter.

by SkinnyMeanPandaQueen January 29, 2020

dansexual

Having an attraction to Danny Sexbang himself

"Bro Danny Sexbang is so hot, I think I might be dansexual."

by WaddesPines January 29, 2018