danksed 

When you fail but succeed.

"Today I missed the opening height in high jump, but I still get a medal"
"So you danksed it?"
"Yeah"

danksed by BendleTrackTeam June 8, 2016

dankredible 

1. A great QUALITY of a Cannabis product that is impossible to believe to be so good!

2. An EDIBLE that is so INCREDIBLE. DANKTASTIK

3. Something that is so AWESOME..that is impossible to believe to be so DANK!! AWSMTASTIK

That edible is so good it’s DANKREDIBLE
That glob of wax looks DANKREDIBLE
That back flip was DANKREDIBLE

dankredible by ClassicRonnie April 30, 2019

Danked 

To preform the act of smoking marijuana and becoming intoxicated. See also blazed and chronizized

"Don't tell tan I danked"

"Ok"
Preforming the [act of danking}

Danked by Bush did 9/11 April 1, 2015

danksexual 

Having a fetish for dank memes

Tyler: Man I love dank memes!
Felix: you must be danksexual!

danksexual by DankDeck69 January 24, 2017

danked 

To keep a forum post on the top of the list by using alternate accounts to post replies to your original post.

POST #1
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles. Just increase the Horde guards levels a bit and this game will be about perfect!!!


POST #2
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Yes I agree. PVP action is key.

danked by No-One April 21, 2005

danked 

1. To expose yourself as a moron while trying to do exactly the opposite.

2. To blindly agree, as if you're the original author.

From the WoW forums, a character named Danks posted on the controversial new Honor System in pvp, "Good Job Blizzard!!! Honor System rocks!!! Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles."

There was an immediate reply of "Yes I agree. PVP action is key."

However, the 2nd post was also posted by Danks. He forgot to relog to an alt.

Person 1: "Where can I buy a good computer?"

Person 1: "Try Person 1's computer store!"

Person 2: Why are you answering your own post? /danked

danked by Vuelhering April 21, 2005

danked 

To get caught keeping up interest in a thread by replying to your original post, with intention of using an alternative identity or account, but forgetting to log out of the original account, thus replying to your own post, but writing seemingly as a different person.

So named after the user Danks on a World of Warcraft discussion forum, in which the user replied to their own original post, but as a different person.

POST #1
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles. Just increase the Horde guards levels a bit and this game will be about perfect!!!


POST #2
Danks - Level 14 Troll Mage
Yes I agree. PVP action is key.

danked by grobelaar April 25, 2005