To preform the act of smoking marijuana and becoming intoxicated. See also blazed and chronizized

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

To keep a forum post on the top of the list by using alternate accounts to post replies to your original post.

To get caught keeping up interest in a thread by replying to your original post, with intention of using an alternative identity or account, but forgetting to log out of the original account, thus replying to your own post, but writing seemingly as a different person.

So named after the user Danks on a World of Warcraft discussion forum, in which the user replied to their own original post, but as a different person.

1. To expose yourself as a moron while trying to do exactly the opposite.

2. To blindly agree, as if you're the original author.

From the WoW forums, a character named Danks posted on the controversial new Honor System in pvp, "Good Job Blizzard!!! Honor System rocks!!! Wow I like the honor system and the huge battles."

There was an immediate reply of "Yes I agree. PVP action is key."

However, the 2nd post was also posted by Danks. He forgot to relog to an alt.

Danked may refer to: A incorrectly mated connector or electrical outlet. Damaged goods. Damaged at first inspection.

danked doesn't mean drunk you moron, it means your hella stoned, and your pretty much at your point, from some dank weed.